January 2012
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English Telly
Interviewer: What's the best part of your personality?
Contestant: Probably me shoes.
Interviewer: Are you well read?
Contestant: No I always use sun tan lotion.
"It's physically impossible to be this stupid"
Jan 1st
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In my last hour in this year all I can do is think about you.  I’m not sad. I’m smiling. Because I know I’ll see you soon.  P.s. I love you
Jan 1st
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*My brother sprays himself with cologne*
Best Friend: You have good taste in cologne.
Me: Thanks. I got it for him for Christmas.
I'm such a good sister! ^_^
Jan 1st
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why am i dreaming a white christmas?
because you're a racist?
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Martha would like friends like Amy Fairafowler and Bernadette Rostenkowski. I need to be kidnapped to go dancing. Parenthetically, not with chloroform or a pillow case please. 
Jan 1st
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amberopants asked: my mom said I can sleep over ^^
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Watching BBT
Amy: Sheldon you have a guest who's upset.
Sheldon: Right, I'll make tea.
Penny: Oh Sweetie, it's okay I don't like tea.
Sheldon: I'm sorry. It's not optional.
Reason #365 why I need to be friends with Sheldon Cooper
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Never drink tea while watching Big Bang Theory. You laugh at then choke on tea.  And no one was here to save me. :| I could have died! 
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WAIT.
outontheborder: Why am I hearing that ABC Family is taking Whose Line off the air?! :’( Please say no…
Dec 31st
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crownofflowers: Sometimes I despise tumblr for introducing me to these wonderful people who all live so far away and making me get so attached to them that when they’re hurting it gives me a pain in my chest because I can’t be there for them.
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Sometimes I am an ass without meaning to be.  
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Listen The drumming in this song is hard to avoid...
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Listenheyitsmariel: Idk why this song is impossible to...
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infinity0nsigh: have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf yes. switzerland 08. too bad no one who follows me knew me then xD
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